Ready to put some porky passion into the most romantic night of the year, M&S has officially launched a 'love sausage' just in time for Valentine's Day.
Featuring two lightly truffled sausages coming together to form one meaty love heart, this giant sausage will certainly make for a… different breakfast in bed!
The news broke yesterday morning, and needless to say the reactions were hilarious.
Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019
10 points to Gary Wilkes for this classic reaction…
said the vicar to the actress— Gary Wilkes (@Gary_M_Wilkes) February 7, 2019
Be careful who you share your love sausage with, Matt…
Hi, I just asked a colleague at work if they wanted a bite of this product and everything has escalted so quickly I have an HR disciplinary at 2. Any chance you can get me some representation because of this innuendo filled product?— Matt Sandry (@MattSaysThings) February 7, 2019
Then Poundland, the ruler of all things punny, threw its hat in the ring…
The M&S Valentine's love sausage will be available in store from today, 8th February!